{"id":163,"date":"2012-02-15T19:52:13","date_gmt":"2012-02-16T00:52:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/?p=163"},"modified":"2012-02-15T19:53:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-16T00:53:00","slug":"theyve-repaired-the-engine-but-the-ticking-sound-will-not-stop-im-ready-to-drive-the-car-through-the-dealers-showroom-window","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/archives\/163","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;They&#8217;ve repaired the engine, but the ticking sound will not stop. I&#8217;m ready to drive the car through the dealer&#8217;s showroom window.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_164\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Vehicle_Showroom.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-164\" data-attachment-id=\"164\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/archives\/163\/vehicle_showroom\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Vehicle_Showroom.jpg?fit=800%2C1028&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,1028\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Vehicle_Showroom\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;by Patrick Smith&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Vehicle_Showroom.jpg?fit=233%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Vehicle_Showroom.jpg?fit=750%2C965&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-large wp-image-164\" title=\"Vehicle_Showroom\" 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Smith<\/p><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.smithpix.net\/\">Patrick Smith&#8217;s website.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patrick Smith&#8217;s 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