{"id":176,"date":"2012-02-27T22:38:23","date_gmt":"2012-02-28T03:38:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/?p=176"},"modified":"2012-02-27T23:00:54","modified_gmt":"2012-02-28T04:00:54","slug":"i-have-a-job-where-i-need-to-be-incognito-the-headlights-are-giving-me-away-when-i-dont-want-to-be-seen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/archives\/176","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I have a job where I need to be incognito. The headlights are giving me away when I don&#8217;t want to be seen.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_177\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Vehicle_Incognito.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-177\" data-attachment-id=\"177\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/archives\/176\/vehicle_incognito\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Vehicle_Incognito.jpg?fit=800%2C1124&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,1124\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Vehicle_Incognito\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Vehicle_Incognito.jpg?fit=728%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-large wp-image-177\" title=\"Vehicle_Incognito\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Vehicle_Incognito-728x1024.jpg?resize=640%2C900\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"900\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Vehicle_Incognito.jpg?resize=728%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 728w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Vehicle_Incognito.jpg?resize=230%2C323&amp;ssl=1 230w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Vehicle_Incognito.jpg?resize=600%2C843&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Vehicle_Incognito.jpg?resize=213%2C300&amp;ssl=1 213w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Vehicle_Incognito.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-177\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">By Stephen Geigen-Miller<\/p><\/div>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em><strong>Stephen Geigen-Miller writes:<\/strong><\/em> I am, as you can probably tell, not an artist. I&#8217;m the writer of the comics <a href=\"http:\/\/coldironbadge.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Cold Iron Badge<\/em><\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/thetimebucket.com\/xenosarrowcomics\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Xeno&#8217;s Arrow<\/em><\/a> and various prose projects that have yet to see the light of day. I also blog with verve but great irregularity about the process of re-becoming a writer at <a href=\"http:\/\/backfromerstwhile.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Back From Erstwhile<\/em><\/a>. I don&#8217;t recall how Suzanne convinced me to overcome my usual &#8212; and, you will note, entirely justified &#8212; fear of drawing and contribute to her sketchbook, but I&#8217;m glad she did; I&#8217;m pretty sure that this is still the best drawing I&#8217;ve ever done!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">That last part was news to me. I&#8217;m honored to present Stephen&#8217;s self-professed best drawing. You have to admit, it <em>is<\/em> pretty great.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stephen Geigen-Miller writes: I am, as you can probably tell, not an artist. I&#8217;m the writer of the comics Cold Iron Badge and Xeno&#8217;s Arrow and various prose projects that have yet to see the light of day. I also blog with verve but great irregularity about the process of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":177,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,7],"tags":[48],"class_list":["post-176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dissatisfied-with-the-vehicle","category-theme-sketchbooks","tag-stephen-geigen-miller"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1iEpY-2Q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Vehicle_Incognito.jpg?fit=800%2C1124&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}