{"id":259,"date":"2012-08-06T22:35:34","date_gmt":"2012-08-07T02:35:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/?p=259"},"modified":"2012-08-25T22:08:16","modified_gmt":"2012-08-26T02:08:16","slug":"meet-andy-grade-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/archives\/259","title":{"rendered":"Meet Andy, Grade 8"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">New theme coming tomorrow! The quotes for this one were autographs to a kid named Andy in his\u00c2\u00a01993-94 middle school yearbook. I don&#8217;t know Andy, nor do I know how his yearbook ended up at a used book sale in the year 2000. I did, however, purchase said yearbook and drew my version of Andy&#8217;s class photo in the front of my sketchbook at the time:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Yearbook_Baumann.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"260\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/archives\/259\/yearbook_baumann\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Yearbook_Baumann.jpg?fit=800%2C853&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,853\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Yearbook_Baumann\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Yearbook_Baumann.jpg?fit=750%2C800&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-260\" title=\"Yearbook_Baumann\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Yearbook_Baumann.jpg?resize=350%2C403\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"403\" \/><\/a>This is not a very good likeness. Yes, I still have the yearbook to compare: last month while looking for something else, I was surprised to find it on my bookshelf. I&#8217;ve actually owned this thing twice as long as Andy ever could have. This means I was able to scan the actual autographs, so you&#8217;ll be able to see them along with the cartoonists&#8217; sketches.<\/p>\n<p>All kids&#8217; surnames will be omitted. These &#8220;kids&#8221; are now presumably in their thirties and presumably wouldn&#8217;t want this stuff coming up when people Googled their names.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New theme coming tomorrow! The quotes for this one were autographs to a kid named Andy in his\u00c2\u00a01993-94 middle school yearbook. I don&#8217;t know Andy, nor do I know how his yearbook ended up at a used book sale in the year 2000. 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