{"id":309,"date":"2012-11-25T20:22:04","date_gmt":"2012-11-26T01:22:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/?p=309"},"modified":"2012-11-26T22:02:59","modified_gmt":"2012-11-27T03:02:59","slug":"if-you-play-football-i-will-see-you-one-thing-put-on-some-weight-for-god-sakes-if-you-want-to-play-have-a-great-summer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/archives\/309","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;If you play football, I will see you. One thing, put on some weight for god sakes if you want to play!!! Have a great summer.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_310\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Yearbook_Bieri.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-310\" data-attachment-id=\"310\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/archives\/309\/yearbook_bieri\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Yearbook_Bieri.jpg?fit=800%2C887&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,887\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Yearbook_Bieri\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;by Sean Bieri&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Yearbook_Bieri.jpg?fit=750%2C832&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" wp-image-310 \" title=\"Yearbook_Bieri\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Yearbook_Bieri.jpg?resize=640%2C710\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"710\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Yearbook_Bieri.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Yearbook_Bieri.jpg?resize=230%2C255&amp;ssl=1 230w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Yearbook_Bieri.jpg?resize=600%2C665&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Yearbook_Bieri.jpg?resize=270%2C300&amp;ssl=1 270w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-310\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">by Sean Bieri<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Sean Bieri. Previously seen <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/2011\/08\/i-teach-school-in-huntsville-alabama-and-im-worried-about-the-airbag-popping-out\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/2011\/11\/my-keys-got-stuck-in-the-ignition-they-wont-come-out-and-the-dealer-cant-get-them-out-its-been-3-months\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Weight.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"311\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/archives\/309\/weight\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Weight.jpg?fit=800%2C625&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,625\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Weight\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Weight.jpg?fit=750%2C586&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-311\" title=\"Weight\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Weight.jpg?resize=640%2C500\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Weight.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Weight.jpg?resize=230%2C180&amp;ssl=1 230w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Weight.jpg?resize=600%2C469&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Weight.jpg?resize=300%2C234&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sean Bieri. Previously seen here and here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":310,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[56,7],"tags":[29],"class_list":["post-309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-andys-yearbook","category-theme-sketchbooks","tag-sean-bieri"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1iEpY-4Z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Yearbook_Bieri.jpg?fit=800%2C887&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}