{"id":353,"date":"2013-01-09T16:10:13","date_gmt":"2013-01-09T21:10:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/?p=353"},"modified":"2013-10-04T20:17:29","modified_gmt":"2013-10-05T00:17:29","slug":"egg-cookie-the-best-quality-soft-cookie-with-daddys-love-and-mommys-true-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/archives\/353","title":{"rendered":"EGG COOKIE: “The best quality soft cookie with daddy’s love and mommy’s true heart”"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"by<\/a>

by Ben T. Steckler<\/p><\/div>\n

Ben Steckler writes:<\/em> Egad!\u00c2\u00a0 I really have to stop sketching when I drink at conventions. …or stop drinking when I sketch at conventions… or stop convening when I drink wearing skechers. Part of my twelve steps will have to be apologizing to all the fellow artists whose sketchbooks I’ve befouled over the years.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 It’s a good thing I have the Skechers,\u00c2\u00a0 because those are going to be twelve LONG steps. My name is Ben T. Steckler and I’m a hack cartoonist.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ben is the creator of SKA-Toons<\/em>, Get BenT!<\/em>, Unshaven Chi<\/em>, f-Artjoke<\/em> and many more comics. He’s been performing stand-up comedy in recent years.<\/p>\n

Egg Cookie is translated as “Egg Biscuit”<\/a> nowadays.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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