{"id":65,"date":"2011-06-16T23:45:01","date_gmt":"2011-06-17T03:45:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/?p=65"},"modified":"2011-06-29T22:33:35","modified_gmt":"2011-06-30T02:33:35","slug":"if-i-were-to-get-into-a-wreck-someone-might-hit-their-head-and-bust-their-head-open-i-think-thats-a-safety-hazard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/archives\/65","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;If I were to get into a wreck, someone might hit their head and bust their head open. I think that&#8217;s a safety hazard.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_70\" style=\"width: 810px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Vehicle_Hazard.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-70\" data-attachment-id=\"70\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/archives\/65\/vehicle_hazard\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Vehicle_Hazard.jpg?fit=800%2C984&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,984\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Vehicle_Hazard\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;by Joe Zabel&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Vehicle_Hazard.jpg?fit=750%2C923&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-70\" title=\"Vehicle_Hazard\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Vehicle_Hazard.jpg?resize=750%2C923\" alt=\"&quot;If I were to get into a wreck, someone might hit their head and bust their head open. I think that's a safety hazard.&quot;\" width=\"750\" height=\"923\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Vehicle_Hazard.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Vehicle_Hazard.jpg?resize=230%2C283&amp;ssl=1 230w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Vehicle_Hazard.jpg?resize=600%2C738&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Vehicle_Hazard.jpg?resize=243%2C300&amp;ssl=1 243w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-70\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">by Joe Zabel<\/p><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/amazingmontage.tripod.com\/trespassers\/about.html\" target=\"_blank\">Joe Zabel<\/a>: Long-time independent cartoonist and comics journalist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Zabel: Long-time independent cartoonist and comics journalist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":70,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,7],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dissatisfied-with-the-vehicle","category-theme-sketchbooks","tag-joe-zabel"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1iEpY-13","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Vehicle_Hazard.jpg?fit=800%2C984&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridge-mag.com\/concoctions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}