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1:
“I just seem to recall you being a little…weird about roommates.”

2:
“The way I remember it, _you_ were the one who got weird.”

3:
“Um, I wasn’t the one who flinched every time somebody touched my stuff.”

4:
“Oh please, that was ten years ago. I’m better with stuff like that now.”

5:
“Don’t —”