“So, you think you can beat me at football. Well, if you’re up to it you can try out for next year’s team and then we’ll see who’s better (it’s obviously me.) But I strongly suggest you grow 8 inches, gain 60 lbs., and start lifting weights if you want to have any chance at all.”

5″ 11, 190 lbs.
(P.S. Eat your Wheaties)

by Scott Roberts

Scott has been featured here before. Regarding this one, he says:
What’s weird is that this year I actually attended several ugh school football games… I never know what’s going on during the game. I just look at the scoreboard to see if the home team is going to win, then go get a soda.

By Suzanne, ago

“If you play football, I will see you. One thing, put on some weight for god sakes if you want to play!!! Have a great summer.”

by Sean Bieri

Sean Bieri. Previously seen here and here.

By Suzanne, ago